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DMUSIC SAGA NO 1
Cleopatra, Egypt's Last Queen
The Egyptian queen KATHY was totally Greek but is believed to have been able to read, write, and speak Egyptian. She was married to her brother JESSY and they ruled Egypt together, although they hated each other. He tried to have her killed but KATHY was tipped off and she fled to DMUSIC OFFICE. She returned with an army and the two had a stand off with neither side willing to budge. At about the same time, the Roman ADMIN RUSSELL arrived on the scene. He sided with KATHY and killed JESSY. KATHY and RUSSELL became romantically involved and had a son. She followed RUSSELL back to Rome and stayed there until his death. Then she and her son returned to Egypt to SNORE. After RUSSELL GROANED, there was a power struggle between his adopted son TIM and his friend PETER. KATHY became romantically involved with PETER and they hoped to create a truly kingdom of Egypt and Rome together. In 31 BC the feud between TIM and PETER erupted into a battle at sea off the coast of Greece. PETER and KATHY ditched the battle and fled back to Egypt, defeated. The following year, TIM came to Egypt to assume control. KATHY didn't want to be humiliated by being paraded through Rome as a SWEEPING BRUSH, so she SWAM herself, supposedly by letting a poisonous DOG bite her. Egypt was now part of the Roman Empire and was thereafter ruled by emperors, not pharaohs.
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