When The Jolly Postman Stumbled Across The Nativity Play!


PARENTS



Parents always fidget while awaiting their kids to come out of their classes ready to present their annual Christmas offering. Alas, this parent behind me exclaimed proudly the infant book she was reading. "Where Is My Food?" Her response was, "In my belly!" As she was turning the pages, she spotted a food she wasn't familiar with and asked her friend, "What's the f**k's that?" It looked like pizza to me as I turned round!!!



ENTER THE CLASSES



This year there were only two Year 1 classes, Class 4 and my not so manageable Class 6. In came Class 4 dressed as Angels, Shepherds, Kings, Mary and of course Joseph. If a pin had dropped upon that well polished wooden floor it wouldn't have broken the silence! Class 4 were dead silent. Then I thought to myself, Class 6 will break this silence in 5 seconds flat! They entered and I thought any moment now we'll have the first Christmas Nativity play war!!! But no, they were silent!!! Had the teacher tranquilised this unmanageable bunch??? Dressed as Snowmen, Santa, Elves, Reindeer, Animals and a Postman (who is obsessed with knickers and bras - when he's a 5 yr old not in character mode!) It was heaven..... but hang on, we haven't started yet!



HEADTEACHER'S MESSAGE



No introduction here, but as you'd expect all the usual bumph regarding phones and photography!! (Sorry you can't see Rudolph acting drugged up or was he just pleased to hear a fat man say pull my sleigh!!!) Due to child protection, if you're a DMusic reader, you need to use your imaginations, I can't upload the pics!!!




JOLLY POSTMAN WONDERS WHY HE HAS A SACKFUL OF POST AND WHY IT'S SPECIAL!



The plot is set - simple, what is Christmas all about? Ask this child in real life and not in Christmas Nativity Play world and knickers and bras would top the list!!! Now if this postman was part of Royal Mail service here in the UK, then the answer would be the Postal Strike! But this is a strange infant school child postman, so let's travel with him and see shall we?



JOLLY POSTMAN ASKS SNOWMEN - BEFORE THEY MELT!



Hmmmm, I'm sure that 5 fat snowmen melt in the song at an appropriate time in the song... that's the plan, the outcome not so perfect!!! One snowman refused to melt whilst the other one couldn't wait to melt! Incidentally, that snowman looked like he'd go weak at the knees in any production!

TO BE CONTINUED!